“We have such sights to show you!” – Hellraiser, 1987

Welcome to the second edition of Cryptic Passages, a weekly column in which I, Eric Nguyen, will be presenting for your torture, some of the most brutal, unrelenting, and hate drenched pieces of audio I’ve found journeying through the misanthropic plains of the internet. Three satanic passages await you in the cryptic chasm…after the jump. Continue reading

Get In The Spirit: PARISO Release Their Take On A Classic Christmas Tune

This is a post that I meant to make over a week ago but I kept forgetting about it. London’s extreme act Pariso have released their rendition of “We Three Kings” in cooperation with a contest run with Holy Roar Records and RockSounds. The reason I meant to make this post earlier is that the contest ends tomorrow. I have uploaded the track for streaming below and you can download it for free (and sign up for the contest) here. Check it out and see if it makes you laugh as much as it made me. Continue reading